User:LaserLegs
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- I was User:CosmicAdventure. I scrambled my password to enforce a wikibreak and I lost it. Oops.
- Before that I was the IP editor that kicked off the WP:ITN/RD proposal Wikipedia talk:In the news/2016 RD proposal
- Before that I was User:IP98 and I quit after a fight with TRM.
- And that's the end. Despite being insulted regularly for simply following the guidelines, I'm getting a T-ban. It's been real, y'all, good luck with the anarchy you've asked for. --👮LaserLegs 16:48, 15 September 2022 (UTC)
LaserLegs was an enemy in the 1992 MS-DOS classic Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure.
I read Portal:Current_events and WP:ITNC - the latter of which I only comment on after actually reading the article.
- WP:NOTMANDELA
- User:LaserLegs/Disasterstub
- WP:TWINKLE
- The day we agreed not to remove ITN
- WP:FART
- saving a link to this since I expect to need it again and again
- WP:MARADONA
Tagging tools[edit]
- Link validator is good for 404s and also redirects to landing pages
- copyvio tool
- {{failed verification}}
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- {{Moved discussion to|WP:ERRORS|--~~~~}}
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- {{Better source needed}}
Articles I wrote[edit]
Articles I expanded[edit]
Festering dross in Ongoing[edit]
| Target | Diffs | Date added | Date removed | Weeks in | Archive links |
| 2020_Belarusian_protests | User:LaserLegs/2020_Belarusian_protests | 2020-08-19 | POV added first removal | ||
| September_2020_Western_United_States_wildfires | User:LaserLegs/September_2020_Western_United_States_wildfires | 2020-09-16 |
Think of the children[edit]
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!?
Well, dam[edit]
- Widespread flooding and destruction is no "minor inconvenience"
- only the crass and ignorant would call the devastation of an entire town a "minor inconvenience"
- A once in a 500 year event is only a "minor inconvenience" in the tiny, feeble minds of the willfully ignorant
- no flood insurance because your no-flood zone flooded is no minor inconvenience, it's more like total devastation
- no minor inconvenience when a lake disappears
- River inconveniently carves a whole new channel for itself
- Weeks later ... is a "fair to poor condition" a minor inconvenience? Seems like this mess is ongoing
- minimum evacuations? Dam dam dam
Scrub list[edit]
Articles sometimes need to be scrubbed for trash after the POV warriors have found something else to be outraged about.
2021-09[edit]
2021-10[edit]
2021-11[edit]
2021-12[edit]
- Surfside condominium building collapse - nationalities deep dive
- Costa_Concordia_disaster#Passengers_and_personnel - rm pax nationality table it looks ridiculous and is pointless
Badges[edit]
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